Skip to main content

Poo Grab

verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.
i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.

those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.


i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.

My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily
by Ashyr December 15, 2008
mugGet the Poo Grabmug.

Poo Say

1) A cocks best friend

2) A place to dump CUM
3) Best when WET

WARNING: the poo say is not always fresh, avoid the poo say at first sign of foul odor! Some woman may try to use the poo say to get what they want, and on weaker men this is a highly effective tactic.

ALSO it is common that one may eat the poo say
I woke up this morning and my cock still smells like Poo Say.
by RainmanRob May 12, 2010
mugGet the Poo Saymug.

Flaming poo

When someone takes feces, usually dog poo, and puts it in a paper bag on your porch, sets it aflame, and rings the doorbell. The person that answers the door is inclined to put out the fire, and consequently stomps in a pile of poo.
Last night we all got wasted and put flaming poo on Mr. Smith's porch. I think he had an aneurysm.
by Girl Scout August 29, 2008
mugGet the Flaming poomug.

Poo Jew

Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.
Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.

Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
mugGet the Poo Jewmug.

Deja Poo

Terd that reappears after you flush the toilet
"I had to flush twice, because I experienced deja poo"
by rberlow September 6, 2009
mugGet the Deja Poomug.

poo jabber

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.
"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"
by sillysausage February 8, 2006
mugGet the poo jabbermug.

poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.
Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.
by Pavelski8 April 27, 2007
mugGet the poo crumbsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email