Poo Pocket

when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.

Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"

by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006

Poo genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 30, 2007

poo on you

1.) an exclamation, used when mad at someone
2.) when you're holding a young and nakey child and said child 'poos on you'

1.) Amy: You're stupid!
Lindsay: Well... well... POO ON YOU! Gosh

2.) Give me the baby before he poos on you!

by LittlePunkTrekkie December 9, 2010

Poo Brothers

Similar to Blood Brothers, where two best friends stand back to back naked from the waste down. Cheek to cheek they bend over and force out a poo each. When the poo meets in the middle it becomes one symbolising the unbreakable bond of poo brothers.

You're the coolest friend I could ever dream of, do yuu want to be Poo Brothers? You know what they say..... Poo is thicker than water

by JungleFaceJake January 8, 2013

Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.

I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.

by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014

Poo Poo Face

This is the term for a person that generally acts stupid, spoilt and/or rude to other people without cause. They go against all reason and decency but you don't want to go too extreme with the name calling. The king of the poo poo faces is native to Devon

Person 1: Look at that massive Poo Poo Face over there!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Shah Kellman

by DevonWarrior January 10, 2019

poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck

some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis

by recktum November 4, 2004