pedo-leech

Someone who sucks the essence of small children. Not intended to sound as dirty as it sounds.

Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.

The school's only male p.e. teacher walked in the room and all of his students started having a collective epilepsy. What a pedo-leech.

by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007

pedota jugoso

an extravagantly powerful and juicy fart

un pedota jugoso scorched my draws.

by Tha_Cuddla August 30, 2005

Pyro-pedo-beaste-necrophilism

To have sex with burning, dead puppies

"Steve": bob beleives in a Pyro-pedo-beaste-necrophilism
"Larry": those poor puppies

by catalyist613 August 29, 2009

The angry pedro

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)

Fatma was being a total dick so Danielle caught her off guard with the angry pedro!

by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

Pedamundo

holiday celebration created by John Mayer on Twiteer.
Petamundo takes place the weekend before father's day. The second weekend of June every year.
One condition to celebrate it: peeing on a cop car...

1) On Pedamundo, you party so hard that you may very well be be hungover for the rest of your life. - /tiny_crumb

2) No one does Pedamundo like @johncmayer - /katiemarley

by dollykk June 10, 2009

Pedigree Jumbo

The word given to someone with a incredibly large penis

"I've got a pedigree jumbo guys"

by The wicker man January 20, 2008

pedophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to and/or stalks someone of a great amount younger.

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a pedophile.

by skatraceur October 12, 2009