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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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gnome office

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.
by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015
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office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018
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first officer

When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
I sailed my boat as first officer before quickly becoming the captain
by J_gogo September 19, 2020
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Office Party

When your stuck playing online with a team of noobs who are clearly all playing at the office checking out the game for the first time.
Dang it, I’m stuck with an office party
by FilfyRoo October 6, 2022
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French Offical Ruling

And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.
In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.
by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025
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Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.
My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.
by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019
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