carlos mencia definer number 24

Carlos Mencia definer number 24 is an asshole!

carlos mencia definer Number 24: "I'm an asshole who jacks off to Carlos Mencia."

by John Hyler January 15, 2008

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.

by NotBubble November 7, 2020

Number 11

A new term for sex so parents and others, don't know what you're talking about.

"i heard that yesterday Shaunt'e went to Chris-stuff's house and they did number 11'
"EWWWW!!! i just walked in on my parents having number 11 !!!"

by Amayziinqgx3 December 27, 2009

Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)

You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.

by Andi March 7, 2005

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

by Dave Greer March 4, 2008

number five

when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.

dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.

by ytyyt67 August 6, 2007