trap and a half

Unit of measurement used to measure distance; very far away

Man, I don't feel like driving to the lake today, it's a trap and a half to get there

by PterodactylRavager3000 July 5, 2017

half-slacker

a person who evades his or her duty or work insomuch as responsibility is avoided but competence and success are not foregone.

My college roommate is a a half-slacker: he rarely completes homework assignments, but he attends lectures and performs adequately on exams.

by bobthebuilder326 September 30, 2009

Half Pippi

The half pippi is a side ponytail inspired by Pippi Longstocking's hairstyle. It's a side ponytail on either side of the head, placed as far to the front of the head as possible and as close to the temple as the length of the hair will allow. The half pippi is a pony only one one side of the head. Inspiration: I am Pippi Longstocking, hope and a hay and a hope sha na. And, yeah, I opened up the gate.

Damn, that girl really knows how to rock a Half Pippi!

by Just Reuben August 23, 2014

Dumb-half

(adj) Describes someone who hasn't earned the whole insult. See: a**half

P1)Brad is such a a**-half.
P2)A genuine dumb***.

P3)He's not even worth the whole insult. He's a dumb-half.

by You Don't Know Records March 16, 2022

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.

Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.

by squintyekalb August 26, 2013

half rack

12 pack of beer. Commonly used in Washington State

Pick me up a half rack of Rainier Beer.

by Northwest Annie July 25, 2021