by Yung_mc_hammer June 1, 2020
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by A shreksy person June 2, 2020
Get the Patrick mug.A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020
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by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020
Get the Patrick mug.A faggot loser that is pale as fuck, and has a shit ton of freckles. Patrick thinks that a girl counts as a girlfriend, even though they haven’t even been on 1 date with them. They are emo, and try to fit in, but can’t.
by Rooster. June 14, 2020
Get the Patrick mug.by Emu45 June 15, 2020
Get the Patrick mug.Patrick is a piece of shit that will never get far in life. He has no control over his Money, Life and Future. That's why he will never get far in life. If you're his GF you should better leave him before he gets you into dept too. He can be agressive and scream and not see an issue with that. He's fat and medium good Looking with the time though he gets uglier and loose the top of his hair just like his Father that didnt get anywhere in life either. You should never trust him because all he does is lie to your face and hide things from you. He's not smart either and either dropped out of college or didn't even think of furthering his education.
Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
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