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dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
mugGet the dude wtf is wrong with german people?mug.

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
by rickyboi January 11, 2016
mugGet the cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothelmug.
A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
mugGet the Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.mug.

ETA (German)

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!
by ETA (German) October 31, 2025
mugGet the ETA (German)mug.

German

A fucked up wanna be Hitler that suck PEEPEE and grows up being dead... oh wait.
German: You, your mom, the kid next to you...
by ChrisG1502 December 2, 2019
mugGet the Germanmug.

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
mugGet the german flagmug.

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "
Those "german noodles" were so good last night
by anonymous March 30, 2022
mugGet the German Noodlesmug.

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