One Night Stood

When you are the victim of a one night stand.

Girl waking up after one night stand: Dang! i just got one night stood.

by awesome-0 3000 December 9, 2010

night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003

night mission

anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times

a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.

by evil bob September 1, 2006

night crows

These crazy ass mutha fucka crows that come out at night, they are 4 foot tall and have spoons for arms and feet,they have chocolate digestive eyes and pringle tube noses,the leader of the night crows wears glasses and bosses the other night crows about,they like to put peoples eye balls in jars and send them to other people,what a pest!

nikkies garden has night crows patrolling the area
kenny is next on the list for the night crows

by noominoomi August 7, 2007

starry night

Shot containing 1/2 jagermeister and 1/2 goldschlager poured into same shot glass. Resembles a starry night sky.

I was so fucked on starry nights that i peed on my computer when i got home last night.

by mc muffman February 18, 2009

Monday Night Wings

1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.

2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.

3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.

4. See also MNW

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."

"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."

"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."

"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."

by Phatm4tt February 27, 2009

Good Night Morning (GNM)

When you have been Playing/Or chating Online and you want to go to sleep But its Morning So instead of saying Good Night you say Good Night Morning Or GNM

Good Night Morning (GNM)

User1: Hey Im going to bed right now im really tired :)
User2: ok then GNM
user1:GNM:)

Good Night Morning (GNM)

by TheGamePirate/Demonik January 21, 2010