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National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018
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national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
by dumb dumb October 26, 2019
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National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.
(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family
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Nationalism

Extreme pride in one's own country and a disregard for international opinion.
CDONationalism
by Darkflash October 9, 2014
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National dick day

The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things
Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.
by Daedaedae123456 September 13, 2017
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National Activity Day

National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.

Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
by evee746 February 4, 2010
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National feed Josh Day

April 19th you feed a friend name Josh to show your appreciation for their love for food. Its customary to make a sandwich, share a debbie snack, or make a taco bell run with your chosen Josh.
Cooked dinner for family on National feed Josh Day only to invite that friend Josh to enjoy the delicious home cooked meal.
by RoguePanda May 28, 2018
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