muscle cars

A car that should be respected by all americans even if they drive ricers.

A car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds but will guzzle gas 20x faster than a honda

Hey man did you see that muscle car beat that civic? Ya man but look he's at the gas staition again.

by n wangster d October 9, 2003

classical music

music that came from truly talented people, not just rappers that say a bunch of words really fast about sex and drugs and how cool they are. i like certain rappers that actually have good songs, so im not biased. the only reason people dont appreciate classical music is because they're such simpletons that they cant bear to listen to the inspirational music of geniuses cuz theyre just too dumb and unappreciative and they dont understand what music is. and to those who say classical music has no emotion, take into account that beats and tempo vary depending on the mood. so does the pitch of the notes. so does the key. different keys have different moods. like some are light and airy while others are deep and royal. oh, and the fact that the composers and musicians could express their emotions without words is incredible too. if you took away the words of 50 cent's songs, you would have no emotion whatsoever. and if u added in the words, the only emotion that is expressed is horniness, drugginess, coolness, and violence. so dont tell me that classical music is shit cz so is any1 who cant appreciate it.

cool dude: classical music was the first and truest music, which will always be loved by someone, as opposed to rap which will only last for a few decades cuz MOSt, not all, is suckish.

fuk'd dude: loser.

cool dude: o, so sorry. i gess u think genius multimillionares like myself are losers. love 2 chat, but theres my limo.

by music freeak July 26, 2006

Music Nazi

listener of music who believes their musical preferences should be the ONLY music enjoyed by others, typically associated with douscheness

Zane: i wus tryin ta jam on sum Marley but Rob wouldn't listen ta shit but his indie

Me: yea he's got aight taste but he hates on all shit he don't listen to...who da fuck hates on Marley?

Zane: Music nazis

by DaEnlightened1 May 10, 2009

hollister music

the type music played in the store hollister. its mostly alternative bands (or emo-ish) that are slightly obscure but you've probably heard the name before. the goal is probably to convince the shoppers that they listen to bands that nobody knows, because thats cool, and it really works! hollister music is actually pretty good!

AKA california music

friend: oh my god, they played some hollister music on the top 40 station!

me: no!

by Lily Carter January 8, 2009

muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.

Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.

by rich1 May 22, 2006

experimental music

a genre of music that is very obscure and composed of various noises and sounds. Usually played by a collective of people.

This experimental music sounds like someone locked vicious pack of wolves in a modern art museum with bells and glass jars.

by GodsDaughter May 16, 2006

high school musical

High School Musical is a deservedly Broadway-worthy film series that chronicles the impossibly tough lives of high schoolers in the wonderfully urban city of Albuquerque, NM. The realistic and completely original romantic plot revolves around two young students who (realistically) spend most of their high school lives putting on random dance and singing shows in completely normal places like the cafeteria during lunchtime, and the basketball court during an actual game. Of course we have to have a clever and witty villain in the movie, and naturally Disney has come up with a truly novel idea in Sharpay's character: the blonde, air-headed, bimbo after the main character. In movies 2 and 3, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens (who play the oh-so-unique theater jock and the even-more-unique nerdy singing gorgeous girl) get together, then break up, then, in a completely unpredictable turn of events that shocks audiences worldwide, get back together. Thankfully, the interesting, cheery, and rarely, if ever, annoying show-tunes make up for any (not that there are many of these) flaws that the movies may have. The crowning glory of this movie, however, is the gorgeous piece of manflesh we call Zac Efron (his bod, his eyes, his look of I'm-sexy-because-I-play-basketball-AND-I-can-sing, oh my!). Zac Efron is a testament to the much-forgotten fact that looking like a pixie fairy girl is a ticket to success and will win you an almost ridiculously dedicated, albeit somewhat unstable, fan following. All in all, High School Musical is a must-see summer blockbuster series that will never fail to increase your mental stimulation with its fine elements of classy cinematography. Truly, a film for the ages (if those ages happen to be between 5-15).

Random Person 1: Have you seen High School Musical 3? GOD Zac Efron is SO HOT! How will I ever get over him as long as I live? He makes me swoooooooooon *swoons*

Random Person 2: I would sit here and listen to you, but thankfully I have to go home and fold my socks.

by HardCoreHighSchoolMusicalFans June 5, 2009