A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly..
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
by RealJesusKiddi March 25, 2017
Get the mormon soak mug.The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014
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adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"
The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.
by Legacy October 17, 2003
Get the Brick-and-mortar mug.Man, with that whole freeing fo the slaves thing, you just totally morelanded!- Said to Abe Lincoln after the emancipation proclamation.
by clintonisbetter May 3, 2008
Get the moreland mug.Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!
by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
Get the More chins than a Chinese phone book mug.A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!
Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006
Get the morning after pill mug.When a man penetrates a woman whilst he himself is simultaneously being penetrated from behind by a man.
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