Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Minecrafted

Killed.

Derived from the popular phrase "in Minecraft," a term used to avoid being banned for wishing or threatening harm on another person.

Fuck that guy, I hope he gets Minecrafted.

by Kritikal July 5, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is basically a cool game filled with squares. Let me guess, you watch Dream SMP.

“So you playing Minecraft?”
“...”

“I like ya cut g”
*eternal screaming*

by Arctis January 31, 2021

Minecraft

The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child

You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy

Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..

You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?

Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?

You: Hell yeah

by LilRapNameHere23 June 6, 2022

Minecraft

Where boys become men

Little Jimmy :"Alright guys its Minecraft time!"

*turns into Lil Jim*

by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world fuck you all play Minecraft. I <3 Minecraft it is god

Kid: I play Minecraft
Teacher: A Plus
Kid: Fuck Yeah

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019