Marshmallowing

When you cannot get an erection but shove your cock inside the vagina or anus any way to have sex.

I was so drunk I was just marshmallowing her.

by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016

Maria Jose

A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.

Maria Jose

Maria:Love you!!
You:Love you too.

by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018

Marielle

The funniest girl you will ever meet! She is the one person that you want to hang around with. She can be annoying at times, but deep down you still love her. She is intelligent, creative, kind and outgoing. She loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to be adventurous. If you are able to find this amazing woman, don’t let her leave your life, cause it will forever be changed.

‘Did you just see Marielle go on that crazy ride?! She is insane!’

by HuskyPup01 January 29, 2019

Martin Freeman

One sexy-ass mofo of a BAMF.
Fuck you, he won a BAFTA!
Often likened to a hedgehog.

Who's that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
Oh that's just Martin Freeman....

by JAWWWWWN June 12, 2012

boko-maru

The Bokononist ritual of the mingling of awarenesses. Involves pressing the bare soles of the feet against another's with closed eyes. Bokononism is the fictional religion based on lies from the 1963 novel 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut.

'I find it hard to talk to you,' he said. 'Boko-maru would help,' she suggested.

by g-rich January 21, 2011

Wal-Martyred

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009

March 23

National sexy crackhead day

The day that the most sexy crackhead was born. ( if you are born on this day you are most likely to smoke hella weed)
The definition of "March 23" is your a sexy crackhead.

by Sexy crackhead November 11, 2019