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Icey Mike

n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!

man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
by Bexxx June 2, 2004
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Mike Jon

the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.
Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers

Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers

Girl: Sucks for you!
by Zipperbutt October 12, 2011
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Miked Up

A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.
"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"

"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"
by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008
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drop the mike

I've done a superior job, no more can be said.
Colin did his show and it was "drop the mike"
by El8ted48 May 8, 2018
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Mike Wrengren

The best drummer from the biggest underground metal band Disturbed. He uses a double bass drum kit for extra fast beats. The best double bass he plays is in the song Liberate from their ablum Believe
Person A: "So who do you think is a good double bass drummer?"

Person B: "I reckon Mike Wrengren from Disturbed is good."
by Daniel Harvey May 13, 2005
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Mike Sweeney

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.
Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Mike DICKA

Chicago slang term for fuckin a bitch real good. Mike Ditka was a good coach so this describes giving a bitch some good coachin.
I'mma put that mike dicka on that bitch tonight some of this chicago coachin.
by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006
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