Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010

Mexican Train Ride

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.

Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

by .::TITOOOOOOO::. December 11, 2010

mexican spring break

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.

The current record for mexican spring break is 432.

by mh2424 April 25, 2011

mexican pile-up

When you see 7 or 8 mexicans getting in or out of a car that normally holds 2.

There was a mexican pile-up in that Honda I saw outside the taco restuarant.

by jeello May 31, 2011

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.

n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions

by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011

Mexican Tow Truck

2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.

Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.

by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011