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dementor's kiss

In the Harry Potter series there is a creature called a dementor that is used to guard the wizarding prison of Azkaban. Their special power is the ability to take the joy away from anyone they are near and their most lethal attack is the "dementor's kiss" where they can suck the soul out of a person.

This term can also refer to a case where a poor unsuspecting dude in a bar locks lips with the ugliest broad there. This can either be done by force or with the aid of beer goggles. The result is that he feels miserable and disgusted with himself. Quite like having one's soul sucked out.
"Dude! Dude! I saw that old hag give you the dementor's kiss. You ok?"

"duuuude I'm so ugh so *hiccup* wasted I couldn't even defwend meself."
by lick_mah_clit August 9, 2012
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kissing the ashtray

When you kiss a guy or girl who smokes and it tastes of cigarette ash. Not pleasent.
Yo I thought she was buff until I was kissing the ashtray. Now I have barfed 4 times!
by Hawke February 19, 2006
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Greek kiss

It's a definition of oral sex in anus.
Greek kiss : oral sex in anus.

And then while she was debrilted in the window James softly moved her panties to the side and with delicately licked her already wet anus... Making her cum Intaniously
by Aquele que sabe January 26, 2019
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angel kiss

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.
My lady friend was having her period, but I love her so much that I gave her an angel kiss. - or - I enjoy drinking human blood and eating pussy. Angel kisses are my favourite bedroom passtime.
by Urban Dictionary January 10, 2004
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Real Kiss

oped mouthed kissing, french kissing, useing tongue
Emma has only kissed her boyfriend on the lips for 3 seconds, but her boyfriend wants a "real kiss" from her.
by Els23 February 21, 2012
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pirate kiss

a kiss where one would push their partner against wall or on ground push hand above their head while making pirate noises.
Girl: the pirate kissing was great

Boy: argh
by clmm November 10, 2009
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kiss of the badger

when one allows onself to go flaccid during anal sex and pees in their partner's anus
Daniel totally gave the whole Cobra Kai dojo the kiss of the badger when he peed in their butts last thursday
by kotb September 30, 2007
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