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Johnathanification

The act of subtly converting to a true gay around the homies.
Bros getting Johnathanificationed, I think he is really gay now.
by noenmt December 30, 2023
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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Jonathan

The person who says "CHECK" while checking someone in chess.
Jonathan: "Check:
Juan: "Why did you say that 💀"
by chessplayer1124 January 17, 2024
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Jonathan Hicks

The sweetest asshole you'll ever meet. A honest, hard-working man, who loves his family, enjoys hunting, and is an amazing lover. The kind of man a good woman dreams of making hers forever. Sorry ladies he's all mine.
I found a real Jonathan Hicks and he's all mine.
by Wittyone February 2, 2024
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jonathan penis

by deezies November 12, 2023
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Jonathan ^£?

A boy who makes me feel like its okay. When i look at him or when im with him the weight of all the world and its issues just dissapear. I wish I could be there for him as much as he is for me, but it just needs time. And anothet thing is that with him time doesnt seem so scary the wait is so worth it and if only there was a counter for the amount of times I blush hearing his name id bag it up and send it to him. This boy is always there for me but the thing I love about him the most is how he never fails to remind me to pray or to go to God ans most of the time thats just the reminder I need from an angel like him <3
Usually when I have a bad dream I tell a jonathan ^£?
by Notalexxis November 16, 2023
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Johnathan’s dick

There are two names for johnathan’s dick. number 1 is johnathan’s dick. Number two is iyanna’s dick. Basically what that means is johnathan’s dick is mine so dnt even think abt trying to get it. It’s mines and he know it’s mine😘
Johnathan’s dick is now iyanna’s dick
by freakygirl231 November 19, 2023
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