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"Jared is an undercover term for weed"
"Call it jared infront of my mom"
"WHO HAS THE JARED PLANT?"
Jared by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022
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A nigga who was supposed to be named Jared but got stuck with an extra r.
Jarred? Shouldn't that be spelled with one r?
Jarred by GordionKnot March 30, 2015

Jaredgasm 

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.
while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm
Jaredgasm by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

JARED HIGGINS 

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT
some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

Hugh Jardon 

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Hugh Jardon by The Hunter May 28, 2004
a guy with a big dick
Wow Jared is big!
Jared by RK67 February 12, 2018