July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.

Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’

by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021

july 12

national hug your man day! Hug your boyfriend, side pieces or anything along the lines of that.

Girl 1: It’s july 12! we have to hug our manz

Girl 2: let’s go

by wranglerrrr July 11, 2022

July 23rd

Send nudes to anyone with a J name day.

Girl: Hey James, since it’s July 23rd i’ll send you some nudes later ;)

by MilfLover32 July 22, 2021

25th of july

The Independence Day of the Principality of Andany. Officially celebrated nationally, this holiday in Andany is a big celebration with ceremonies, fireworks, parades, decorations, and the Great March.

The 25th of July is my favorite holiday because it celebrates the independence of Andany.

by CarlBilly0206 July 7, 2018

july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.

girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022