July 26

July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day

hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend

by deps July 25, 2021

July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021

July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022

Jailbait Julie

A wonderful young girl that looks 18+ but isn't

Is that Jailbait Julie? Well better not tap that.

by NotNotTJ May 24, 2015

July 18

Either the worst or the best person is born on this day. There is no in between. Either way, people born on this day are bad bitches

Person: Im born on July 18

You: Marry me

by Jam_jam630 November 10, 2021

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021