joseph maguire

One sexy cunt that will go the ends of the earth to please his girlfriend

Joseph maguire is a simp

by Patricia wag wan fam April 13, 2020

joseph

Joseph is the type of guy that is full of perpetual wonder. He is a kind-hearted individual, he extends his hand out often to those who needs it, even if it comes at a price to him. He doesn't mind because he's content with all that he has and simply is just looking for a companion to enjoy life's simple pleasures with.befriending him is difficult but possible through mutual friends. he most likely belongs to a water sign such as pisces or cancer bc he is emotionally sensitive but head strong. It's hard for him to be in a vulnerable state, bc deep down he's in search of a soul fulfilling bond , but is treated as a human dildo by women. He is financially responsible, & takes care of the people he loves by taking them for lunch or treating them to a beer ; he doesn't expect anything in return. He stands tall and with a regular build, he is self conscious and this shows by his posture. But don't think of these traits as a man that is awkward or geeky. He has this cool persona & people aim to be like him but can't replicate him. Men are envious of his attention from women bc they lust over his kind brown eyes and rose bud lips, his short cut hair, & his bulge. He has a slight stutter but it comes across very sensual by how low his tone of voice projects. women throw themselves at him. He is the type of guy that represents man; he is truly a great person, but with too many vices for anyone to take him seriously.

Guy 1: "Dude is that a Joe Blow or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, that's just Joseph. He just comes across douchey because women think he's a sex God. He doesn't have a girl."
Guy 1: "Wow bruh so he's a playboy. I knew it so he just acts like he gets girls."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude but don't let him around your girl. She'll fall for a guy like that. He's a real pussy magnet."
Guy 1: "True. All Josephs are."

by aljamie222 April 18, 2020

joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "

joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow

by josephpetite April 20, 2020

Joseph

Gives the best back shots any girl can ask for and he’s a freak and he is good in bed, he will be inside your guts and have you moaning all day

Joseph He gives the best of the best backshots

by Elitekiller2238 April 21, 2020

Joseph

A man with a very big pp but not as big as Keegans pp.

Hey, Joseph and Keegan are sword fighting

by Jdogcoolkid1997 April 28, 2020

joseph proctor

a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.

Look at him over there, is that ChrisMD or Joseph Proctor?

by abstractlakx May 11, 2020

tyler joseph

a dumb bitch

hey look, its tyler joseph, the dumb smelly bitch

by hometownstan May 16, 2020