Wild Warren

A man so alpha that he makes the universe gay for him, he is also a cowboy

“Wild Warren lives and dies by his word”

by Wild Warren December 12, 2020

wild jars

Wild jars.....

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GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME May 23, 2018

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

Going buck wild, vigorously

Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.

I was going buck wild, vigorously, on the toilet.

by Speckt March 3, 2022