Ian

My big cocked daddy, swagger, and dripping with exquisite pussy juice. You always want to invite him over because he can sure make your mouth water.

Ian is my father, dad, and daddy.

by PqbloEscobarr February 18, 2022

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Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

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On who dresses up in his sister's bikini, covers himself in creamy peanut butter and wallows around it the bathtub like a slutty fish all while listening to Crazy Frog by Axel F. On repeat for hours.

Person 1: Is that Ian?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he really likes peanut butter.

by Pterodactyl with a side of spr February 25, 2022

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