This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!
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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
Get the First Homug. A short Chinese boy who happens to have a similar name as famous eunuch Ho Cheng. Despite his lack of testes, he is still pretty hot. Same applies here.
by kkkonnoisseur May 14, 2019
Get the Cheng Homug. 1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled
multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.
2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.
2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.
by BeanTownRat July 19, 2009
Get the HO-DOOmug. Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!
by GlazeHer October 11, 2016
Get the ho and tellmug. A combination of "Superman a ho" and "Make it rain". A man dumps a load on a girls back and throws dollar bills on it so they stick.
by Scott Blum January 14, 2009
Get the Greenback a homug. Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
by wheremygerundsat January 20, 2014
Get the Ho-hoopsmug. The act of a girl helping another girl find a relationship by reporting to her when a guy talks about her or purposely questioning him about her.
Katie was collecting ho intel when she asked Jack about his feelings for Stephanie; that evening she told him everything he said.
by fuffies December 21, 2008
Get the ho intelmug.