Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.

Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Dirty hitler

When you give a racist girl a dirty sanchez

My man gave that bitch Kaitlyn bennet the dirty hitler

by weedsmoker32 May 21, 2020

Hitler

ur mom

Hitler is comin ta whip ya

by idk124533 July 27, 2025

Adolf Hitler

Austrian painter who falled art school and blamed Jews for a lot of things.

Adolf Hitler is a failed austrian

by bigdaddytrump24 December 5, 2023

Adolf Hitler

A man who can't invade the Soviet Union

"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months

by JFKLover9999 June 8, 2021

pimp hitler

Hitler as the world's famous pimp

Me: Bro I jus seen hitler
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement

by That funny nigga February 20, 2021

Keep a hitler

To purposely leave a small square-shaped patch while shaving a woman's pubic hair.

- Dude, my new girlfriend likes to keep a Hitler and it's so turning me on!
- Nice

by dovca June 29, 2022