bro think he carti

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.

"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"

by chomumandem June 11, 2022

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

Did he die? / Did she die?

A stupid and annoying internet meme, usually found in the comments of a Youtube video of a funny accident etc.

Most commonly, in the comments of Failblog.org's FAIL videos posted on Youtube.

"Did he die? / Did she die?" in action:

*Video of a person slipping on a banana peel in front of a crowd. Then getting up and walking away embarassed.*

Comments:

-1-
A: Did he/she die?
B: Ye he died right after the vid stopped LOL...

-2-
A: That guy died...
B: Wha? No way... Really???
A: Jonas Brothers say yes OMGLOL!!! :D:D:D

by M.K. from Estonia. May 28, 2009

s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

A single, two-word phrase that contains both the phrases "He lied" and "She believed", describing the stereotypically-common occurrence of a male lying to a female for personal gain, and a female believing the male because she is "naive".

This phrase can be interpreted as offensive to both sexes, painting males as devious, untrustworthy creatures and females as gullible fools.

(Boy and girl have know each other for 2 weeks)

Him: I love you so much. I want to express my love in a physical way. Will you make love with me?

Her: I love you too, so much. I've never felt this way before! Let's do it!

she believed

by nonbiased1234 January 1, 2010

What Is He Doing?

A reoccurring saying in the popular video game, Assassins Creed, when your character is doing something "socially unacceptable." It is said by citizens in the game that watch you do these acts. It is said in an middle eastern accent, sounding much like Sayid, from lost.

In conclusion, one is to say this when spotting someone doing something in public, deemed "socially unnaceptaly," such as jumping down stairs, doing somersaults or running through a large crowd tackling citizens.

<<guy runs through large crowd, tackles someone, jumps down some stairs, and then does a somersault>>>

Bystander: What is he doing?
Bystander 2: He's going to hurt himself. And when he does, I'm not going to help him.

by asd;fjkdl;ajfkda;f March 27, 2009

but can he beat goku

A term Gotards use when you bring up any anime character. Some us this as a joke but other are serious.

Person A: this my favorite character fro-
Gotard: BUT CAN HE BEAT GOKU

by DiiabeticFisch October 8, 2020

is he really 89 years old ?

When you try to PURSUE someone but random things out of nowhere keep hitting you

Plant appraiser : * broke his legs when trying to chase the head doctor*
Also plant appraiser : is he really 89 years old ?

by Definitely not jojo weeb January 30, 2021