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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.
Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.
by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011
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Gnome Face

The mortal enemy of troll face. He has only one quest in life. To gnome the whole world.....There is no more trolling....only GNOMING!
Jared: yo i was on youtube last night watchin this music video and this dude was bein the biggest gnome face!!!

Mike: yo gnomes are so annoying...but not as bad as trolls.
by turbo6994 July 3, 2011
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gnomey

a drugged up pill head shaped kid with a hat thats shaped like a gnomes.
Elizabeth- Yo look theres gnomey!
Hannah- That gnomes lose again...
by gnomesareloveeeee August 2, 2011
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Goomer Pyle

Goomer Pyle was a character from the TV series known as "The Andy Griffin Show". In the show Goomer Pyle was a marine who wasn't the smartest person ever. Usually if someone is called Goomer Pyle they are being called: stupid. Basically you've just been insulted.
In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" one of the characters was called Private Goomer Pyle because he was a bit mentally challenged.
by BossyBlossom November 14, 2011
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gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014
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Gnometastic

A term describing an amazing beard
Guy one: "Dude, that guy's beard is fantastic"
Guy two: "I know right. It's gnometastic"
by HurtadoKid June 22, 2014
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