ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 13, 2008

Grovel Novel

The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.

Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her

John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?

Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off

John: you're stupid, you better apologise.

Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.

by Theidian November 6, 2009

grovered

too high to even fish anymore

I was going to change the channel until I got grovered.

by nokings July 30, 2011

grovember

The month of November where you let your hair grow out and refuse to shave in order to support health awareness

On the tv show The Voice, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton participated in grovember by not shaving for the whole month.

by Sammy2300 November 11, 2013

GroveSide

Another name for Pleasant Grove Tha realest place in Dallas, Tx hands down the most dangerous place in Southeast Dallas AKA (THA GROVE)

Groveside the home of the killas

by GroveSide _Fatboy65 October 16, 2020

shady grover

One who considers himself "hip," but whose musical tastes lie entirely in the realm of what is generally considered non-abrasive to white westerners over 40.

"I like a little bit of country, a little bit of folk, reggae, blues, jazz, maybe even a little funk. I'm a shady grover, sittin' in that good ole shady grove."

by Charles Dunbar August 5, 2012

gloverly

adj. a portmanteau word surmising the combination of "like a glove" with "that's loverly" to indicate that something is both appropriate and (par)amorous.

As a responce to the vocabularly used her latest romantic poem I replied "Idolatry... nice, I wouldn't have though of that one, it's quite gloverly."

by Valdeargos May 9, 2005