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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.
Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day
by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
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National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem
National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab
by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019
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Grab Thighs Month

Grab Thighs Month is a holiday that takes place during the whole month of September where you get to grip anybody's thighs wether they be bf/gf, friend, coworker, etc.
Me:Yo my homie called me gay for grabbing his thighs but it's grab thighs month so it's fine
by oogabooga55 August 29, 2025
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Grab

My New Year’s resolution is to Grab all my enemies
by Sliccxwigsplitter May 27, 2024
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Grab Titty day

by Lamkin29567 September 5, 2022
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Grundle Grab

When someone reaches over to grab the spot between your ass and balls
When I was walking back to my seat, this lady grundle grabbed me.
by The_Urban_Dick August 9, 2016
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