Evening Gloves

What you equip yourself with before a long night of elbow deep stinky fore-play usually after performing a cincinnati bow-tie.

I cant wait to use my evening gloves on anal night!

by Ace Payne April 4, 2011

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Gove

Can be used in place of Gave.

i Gove the man the bread.

by Dr Alexander R Brown July 31, 2018

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A clothing brand created by designer Melissa Lashay to celebrate life and redefine normalized mental hierarchy. The brand is unisex and uses products that was given as a blessing to use. The text from godess is abnormal and defeats every grammar rule for the reason of visual poetry.

I love my godess lingerie! Makes me feel like the goddess that I am.

by Fashion Brand September 4, 2020

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$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!

by electromatt May 24, 2018

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Government

1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.

However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.

by dragongirl253 September 1, 2012

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Government

A ruling organization known for its White Lies.

Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"

by slodaddio June 6, 2013

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