banana eating

Banna eating, when you full on sucking on that dick and you nibble or bite it.

"Ouch! Damn Sally, stop banana eating me you cunt! You about took it off!"

by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017

Ass eating

Ass eating can be best described as happiness at its fullest peak.

*hey Noah, would you love to eat some ass tonight?

*sure I love me some ass eating

by Fucksinthebutt69 August 15, 2018

Ass eating grin

A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.

Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.

by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008

Sad eating

Someone who is secretly insecure about themselves and eats when they are sad. Sad eating is a subtle disorder that people commonly say isnt. Sad eating is pretty much for stupid people

Wow shes getting fat
yeah i bet shes sad eating

by WILL-Y May 14, 2012

pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.

Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

by sammy dan August 22, 2006