Emily

A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.

James: Oh my god, look at that emily!
Steven: Yeah, she's great to laugh at.

by Steven19 August 15, 2019

Emily

Emily is the type of person who has issues and uses it as an excuse to be a bitch to someone they usually have a lot of baggage and your biggest problem in social groups and usually a fake friend

"Can't believe that sket"
"Sounds like and Emily "

by Alex's is123 August 23, 2019

Emily

Douche-canoe bitch

Emily the girl sitting over there.

by Scralixy January 26, 2020

Emily

Weird as fuck, very average looking, nothing special about them and you most probably don't need them in your life. But they lowkey kinda a lil funny doe so please keep us around.

Emily is such a freak

by Ainsley_is_supreme February 2, 2020

Emily

Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!

Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay

by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020

Emily

A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches

You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?

Emily: Sure

by yo you are gay so fucking gay April 2, 2020

Emily

A literal bitch who you shouldn’t waste your time with. Emily’s will fall for you and make you think they like you. Then one minute later they ghost you and they be a complete bitch about it. When you try to contact them, they blame everything on you and make you feel terrible.

Don’t waste your time!

1. Dude who’s that one girl?
2. That’s Emily! Don’t even bother with her. She’s such a bitch!

by Master of pineapples March 15, 2020