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hot. bug. sexy. everything you want in a man. his temper, short. his shorts, shorter. metalica yes please. semen? hes craving it. This is the man you want to be in your car to test how well the suspension works.
me: I'm really struggling to test how much semen I can take
you: sounds like you need a dylan in your life
dylan by ThatManThing September 18, 2021
If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick
Dylan your so hot can I lick your throbbing penis?
Dylan by King Bob 7 October 5, 2021
Dylan is a down to earth sweet guy , who cares for everyone (even family just doesn’t like to show it) he tries to hide his emotions but isn’t too good at it . If you find yourself a Dylan you’re pretty lucky he will love you unconditionally and be the best friend you could ask for or partner . Dylan is very sweet but he’s built a wall around his life if your lucky enough to tear the wall down then you’ve got him for life . Dylan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet but he’s a stubborn ass
Dylan is never going to let you live that down
Dylan by Lovesupernatural October 13, 2021
He's such a Dylan
Dylan by (your mom) October 17, 2021
A Stink Old musty dusty homless man with a smol pp
Dylan is a stinken stinker
Dylan by iajwoiaksoanownaosm October 17, 2021