Uriel drunk

Uriel drunk is the highest level of drunk you can achieve. Must be blacked out and be able to stay up for hours after to achieve.

Damn he was pretty drunk but he wasn't uriel drunk.

by Shdksjsdjd November 26, 2016

Cheerios Drunk

A level of drunk so profound that you have an incessant need for Cheerios or another food and no amount of embarrassment will stop you.

Dang did you see Nicole last night? She was Cheerios Drunk, she was eating them straight off the floor faster then my dyson could.

by Ace 26 July 2, 2017

Accidental Drunk

Occurs during the hours of 1pm-10pm. Happens when alcohol participate inadvertently gets hammy, but are allowed to call an "accidental drunk" and fully neglect the actions of their drunkness and the fact that it ever happened.

After a few a lunch time drinks Rebecca narrowly escaped a disciplinary hearing at her job by calling accidental drunk.

by thewomprat January 7, 2012

Drunk Spacing

The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.

Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"

Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"

by amoeba9 December 27, 2008

drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

duck drunking

dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.

Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!

Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best

by Jacob.S September 18, 2010

Weepy Drunk

Basically, a Weepy drunk is a person who gets on their soap box and cries about their woes and troubles when drunk.

Alice: What's wrong with you kid?
Nick: -is drunk- My life is spiraling downwards. It sucks the world is not a pleasant place to be. My wife left me...(etc)
Alice: God you're such a weepy drunk

by Mike EF Baby March 8, 2009