turn-around disease

roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.
I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.
by HECULL December 22, 2005
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floppy head disease

The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.

After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 03, 2013
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Mixed Berry Disease

Where a woman gets a yeast infection 10x, witch causes the vagina to turn dark purple and blue
by Etho Bot January 24, 2018
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Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad
by Big chinchilla dad April 03, 2019
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Toxic Totterdown Disease

The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.
Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease
by Liddypaws September 04, 2023
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Cringe-arial Disease

A blend word of Cringe and venereal used on social media when you cannot get rid of a trending topic, or person that is extremely cringe-worthy.
I can’t seem to get this guy off my time line😩
I’ve been cringe free for almost 2 weeks after muting him!
This guy is a cringe-arial disease on twitter....he just won’t go away😭
by MMA GODS August 28, 2019
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Tadj-Kapp Disease

A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of

sexual arousal or normal mood.
All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter

Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim
by Canyounottakethisdamnnamepeopl January 25, 2021
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