girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend

Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010

Girlfriend

The shit you will never get

Why don't I get a girlfriend...CAUSE I'M FUCKING LONELY BITCHES

by THEPINNAPPLE January 8, 2015

girlfriend

Something you don't have and probably won't have for rest of your life.

Girlfriend is a legendary creature.

by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow January 7, 2016

Girlfriend

Something you fuck?

I dont have a girlfriend

by AloneWithPorn September 8, 2010

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006

girlfriend

The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......

Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?

Girl: Yes, master...

by dz.vdv September 14, 2008

girlfriend

A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.

"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."

by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008