Don't taze me bro!

This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.

"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"

by The Slow Kid October 4, 2007

Don't Worry, Be Happy

A Bobby McFerrin Song....Written and recorded in 1988.....seven years after Marley's tragic death....anyone who thinks it's his song is retarded...

A great song....

by Sapphire March 14, 2004

don't boost

don't exaggerate;
refrain from gassing oneself;
don't blow things out of proportion

Person A: My man Whacko is NICE
Person B: DON'T BOOST

Person A: I'm a teacher
Person B: DON'T BOOST...you're a librarian

by Bawler March 18, 2008

Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon

If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you

by MagnumDONG June 16, 2016

Gator don't sweat

- So what?
- Who give's a shit?
- I don't care!

Jim Wataquash- Hey, did you hear that Lauf uses a 5-string banjo to grow her crops?
Doug Peterson- Gator don't sweat

by J-Whale March 8, 2009

Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.

Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.

by Ryryq March 21, 2010

Don't answer that

What you say when you ask a question and are unsure if you want to know the answer.

Person 1~Dude, could you be more gay?
Person 2~*long pause*
Person 1~...Don't answer that.

by MissPotatoHead August 26, 2010