two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

dollars

a virtual currency controlled by usomom. used for hacking and dating. it's extremely highly volatile.

the winner of the 1st part of the game gets 37"000'000,000 dollars

by Tom TNT June 3, 2025

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018

Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

When someone in Gen Alpha wants dollars, they say this.

Person: Ugh I want money
Person2: Hey-
Person: Lolers Lolers gimme dollars

Person2: okay!

by V Fan4evaaa November 13, 2023

Dollares

Dollares is a common misspelling of the word, "Dollars". Usually by uneducated sk8r boiz and others similar to their kind.

Jack: "Yoo, I need like 200 Dollares"
Ryan: "It's Dollars you numbnut, and no"

by Dumb Donut November 11, 2020