turn-around disease

roughly akin to butter face, this condition in indicative of an attractive female figure as viewed from behind, whereas viewed from in front, is nauseating.
I saw a girl sitting at the bar with a tatoo on the small of her back and her thong was sticking out of her jeans; she looked pretty hot, so I sat down next to her only to find out she had turn-around disease.
by HECULL December 22, 2005
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Mad Trolling Disease

A disease spread by inting at life. This causes the diseased individual to troll uncontrollably.
Manneh has Mad Trolling Disease and spread it to Fortnite kid.
by Gamer Kazuma January 23, 2020
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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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green puss disease

A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
DAMMIT, I GOT GREEN PUSS DISEASE FROM THAT HOBO ON FOURTH AND MAINE!!!!!!!
by the omnipotent garage door February 01, 2014
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floppy head disease

The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle
Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.

After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.
by Boogiedownbronx June 03, 2013
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Mixed Berry Disease

Where a woman gets a yeast infection 10x, witch causes the vagina to turn dark purple and blue
by Etho Bot January 24, 2018
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Wii-kinson's Disease

Shaking or tremoring of the hand commonly experienced when one cannot get his or her Wii pointer correctly positioned on the TV screen.
She developed Wii-kinson's Disease while trying to select "Cow Racing" from the Wii Home menu.
by thesceneisdead March 10, 2009
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