artist's depression 

The emtion that is felt everyday because you are an artist and when no one in the world realizes your true genuis.I get it all the time.

Peron #1:Whats a matter with Tom?
Person #2:He's an artist.
Person #1.(shakes head) Artist's depression.

artist's depression by Samo7 October 9, 2006

clinical depression 

Depression that doctors actually care about.

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.

clinical depression by bobrocks95 November 13, 2009

Post-Balkan Depression 

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

Post-Balkan Depression by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

Urban Depression Syndrome by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011

senior depression 

When you realize, as a senior in high school, that you are leaving behind everyone and everything you loveand everything you know to enter a new and scary world you aren't prepared for

The graduating senior looked around at his friends and he suddenly got hit by senior depression.

senior depression by A4673C May 11, 2014

Tropical Depression 

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.

As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.

Tropical Depression by Dougadoo May 21, 2014

Pseudo-Depression 

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

Pseudo-Depression by An actual retard January 24, 2018