crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!

She got crusty nails they funky

by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024

Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends

OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad

by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025

Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.

Haley has an extremely crusty dog

by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025

Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.

If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.

by JSmidt January 14, 2026