pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

Beefy Crunch

When a really overweight girl sits on a guys penis with all her weight (also known as a bone crusher)

Guy 1: Yo, I brought this girl home last night!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: She gave me a beefy crunch

by sta'bhurst December 26, 2010

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 18, 2003

Crunge.

A cross between clunge (vagina) and cringe. As in, clunge that makes you cringe. Such as an ugly girl, or an unsightly vagina.

Josh: So did you have sex with her?
Harrison: No way, she's Crunge.!

by EnJayBe January 6, 2010

Crunchy

One who is brunette but blonde on the inside.

She says the stupidest things, she is such ac crunchy.

by Maz December 13, 2004

crunchy

A term used to describe the overly moussed, crispy hair of a chola or chula.

Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!

by chicago's smartest June 3, 2007