TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cop ass dude

Meth addict with a badge number.

Hey bro, you see that cop ass dude over there?

by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018

Cop a memby

Copping a memby type beat

"I'm trynna cop a memby bro"

"yeah me too"

by edgeToGoon January 27, 2025

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Cop

People with small, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls that also can get away with shooting any minority.

"Wow that cop that just shot that man has some tiny, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022

cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)

This cop truly is a worthless prick

by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024

Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.

"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"

by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010