Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.

Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.

by Prologuer May 28, 2018

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

Cooked

John Woiwode (a brave little boy and a mountaineer)

Holly shit man I’m cooked

by Woah ninnick May 4, 2024