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Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.
Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.
by Prologuer May 28, 2018
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them
Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED
by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone
Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg
by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024
mugGet the Cook memug.

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
by Gray Matter January 16, 2023
mugGet the Cook my ballsmug.

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."
by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021
mugGet the Josh Cookmug.
Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.
by George567590 January 7, 2025
mugGet the Cook up this chicken before it goes badmug.

Cooked

John Woiwode (a brave little boy and a mountaineer)
by Woah ninnick May 4, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

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