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School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
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Cloud Chasing Competitions

Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.
My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.
by longislandguy94 May 25, 2016
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Pulling a Compitello

To drink extremely quickly and in excess, causing the guilty party to become blackout drunk and vomit on all surrounding surfaces, causing a general panic as well as putting a damper on the party that follows. Bonus points for every surface the inebriated party covers in vomit (the more colorful the better!), and for every person that calls 911 on your behalf. Furthermore, one could be said to be "Pulling a Compitello" if they smoke after forgetting their inhaler, causing them to have an ahstma attack, if they ruin a party, if they forget their shoes, or any number of other party fouls.

Origins: Italian (Compe- complete, Tello- fucking mess)
"Damn, that girl just yacked up half a gallon on your carpet, she's really pulling a compitello tonight.
by aidsface69 October 9, 2017
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World's best computer

One of the world's best computers
"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"
by xmightyz June 16, 2019
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person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".
For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"
by Josh May 6, 2004
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complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.
Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008
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