Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!
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by New_kid_forever December 1, 2019
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Person: Cole, what the hell are you doing?
Cole: Good question. I have no idea.
Person: Alright, I'll leave you to it, dumbass.
Cole: See ya.
Cole: Good question. I have no idea.
Person: Alright, I'll leave you to it, dumbass.
Cole: See ya.
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