Kelsey Coffey 2

Kelsey Coffey 2 is way different than Kelsey Coffey. They are even better at fortnite and they doesn’t live in Starbucks anymore, they go by kelsey kels now 🤠 if u ever see a kelsey Coffey 2 out in the wild, give them a high five, they deserve it. Yeah yeaaaa

“Yo it’s the new and improved Kelsey Coffey”
“That’s right! It’s Kelsey Coffey 2”

by Lava Cheetah Rawr xd October 30, 2018

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

Alysa Coffey

Alysa is a girl that’s doodoo at Fortnite, has tiny pp and likes old men. They are really funny but are huge bullies.

That Alysa Coffey girl is such a bully and doodoo at Fortnite

by Shgendicyxbd March 20, 2019

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

hot coffee moment

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019

No Coffee No Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No Coffee No Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 2, 2019

quarantine coffee

quarantine coffee is just like regular coffee, but with vodka. and no coffee.

*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee

by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020