Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.

Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!

by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020

Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it

damn she clocked his shit.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase used by Colin when he doesn’t know what else to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.

Paul: do you know why there is butter all over my printer
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock

by Paul1717 December 24, 2024

Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

by Remy Michael May 15, 2020

Clock it

Another way of praising someone, similar to 'slay' or 'good job' but cooler.

Kid: "I just won a fight"
Friend: "Clock it!"

OR

Boy: "Ur built like a bus driver"
Girl: "You're built like the bus"
Friend: "Ooh she clocked your tea!!"

by darealcece September 13, 2025

Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.

Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?

by suxwaste April 26, 2013