Piss Clams

Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam

Margret gently plunged her piss clam.

by Hot Pistol Pullout February 9, 2004

steam clam

To shit on your partners chest while having sex

Damn bobby!!! What a hot steam clam

by Saggyclit March 20, 2017

clam bumped

when a girl stops another girl from hooking up with a guy.

hey girl he's hot i'm going over to talk to him. oh shit look at that skank in my way trying to "clam bump me".

can you believe i was just "clam bumped".

by stewy loom April 19, 2011

clam cake

A moist, sweet tasting vagina.

Dude, Liz let me taste her clam cake...it was so delicious!

by Mr. Automatic June 22, 2011

Clam sander

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

by Lentonius November 6, 2012

clam vomit

What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.

chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"

by space22 May 19, 2008

Burning Clam

When you drench you partner's pubes in gasoline and light them on fire whilst fucking. Not to be confused with the burning man.

I will burning clam you.

by Mr. Milkman Jones July 2, 2016