hey! look at that chloe church
by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm, November 18, 2011
Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.
by Jesuslover40 February 22, 2018
A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
by DatUnSmartKid April 24, 2018
People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 16, 2015
A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023
Mike: Dude, take the back road today.
Josh: Why?
Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.
Josh: Sweet.
Josh: Why?
Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.
Josh: Sweet.
by Olympic Jackass June 12, 2011
by justme62 February 28, 2015